A little rain is ok

I really want to apologize for all the rain this past week. You in central Florida got it far worse than us north Florida crackers. I inadvertently triggered it Monday evening after all the guests left. I had a few dead spots in the grass over top the drain field and had started sprigging it. The dry weekend had left the new sprigs looking punky so I was adding some new stuff and accidentally knelt into a fire ant mound. They crawled up my pant leg a bit before they started biting so while I was praying for rain, I jumped up and started dancing around. Obviously the combination had the desired affect. Not sure why it rained so much more in central florida so I need to refine the rain dance.

But there was a silver lining. The new grass sprigs look green and growing; when you pull out those nasty briar vines, the ground is so wet the potato root comes with them; the lake has been sufficiently diluted from a long weekend of kids peeing in it; and finally, the dreary weather makes yellow jackets kind of logy and slow so that when you accidentally stumble into a nest, they are too slow to inflect real damage. I will nail the remainder, those that didn’t die by direct impact with my hand, with my trap. Another piece of the silver lining, and perhaps the most important, was that when we were trapped in Beef O’Brady’s waiting for the monsoon to subside, I learned that our waitress also worked for roto-rooter and was an expert on septic tanks. So I asked the question that had been puzzling me regarding the pump in the septic tank that moves the liquid from the tank to the drain field. And that is, if we lose electricity, can we safely flush toilets? I know that we have no well pump to add water but we do have a lake full and buckets to take care of that factor. Turns out, if the septic tank is in good working condition, it is only 90% full. With a 1000 gallon capacity, that means I have 100 gallons of unused space, which at 4 gallons/flush is 25 flushes. If I can keep Nancy’s flush rate under control, that means probably a few days of slack without electricity. So the silver lining is a real thing.

And finally speaking of yellow jacket traps, those three glass traps seem to be nominally ineffective against yellow flies – great for yellow jackets, ants, and gnats – but nearly worthless for yellow flies. I also think they must do a good job on no-see-um’s. Of course you can’t see-um in the jar but since we didn’t get bitten by any, I’m assuming they’re in there – just can’t see-um.